The modern burger is one of the very pinnacles of civilization, demonstrating how far from raw beef it has come, franchised into fortunes, evolved into an artform, requiring a revolution of culture, logistics, and cuisine. But why must you enjoy it alone?

Perhaps, you are hungry, not for dead cow, but for the sparkling zest that life brought you as a child.

Perhaps, when you find yourself in an establishment such as this, by yourself, you know that your compulsion for self-indulgence has exceeded your hope for real happiness.

Whatever brought you to this place companionless, I invite you to spill your woes onto this page, and to find comfort in the misfortunes of others.

Perhaps, just to know that there are others would be company enough. Together, we can transform this act of solitude into one of Solidarity!

REMEMBER: You are not alone!

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• Name: lone ranger
  27th May, 2009 at 7:44pm
  It's one of my favourite things, eating in burger republic by myself, it's my own quiet time, I don't want people pushing flyers on me thankyou very much!
• Name: Big Burger Boy
  24th March, 2009 at 4:36pm
  Hi My names Big, I need another Burger Lover , to make burgers with and get Burger Riffic. It seems i am alone again stuffing my face with burgers. Even on this bonus burger worship-place